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[dog barking]

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[window smashing]

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[Jacqueline]
The convent San Tanco has stood on a cliff

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overlooking San Juan,
Puerto Rico,

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for more than 200 years.

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It has survived earthquakes,
bombardments,

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and the near-cyclonic winds
that frequently beat against its walls.

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The convent's survival
only became a matter of doubt recently,

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with the arrival
of Sister Bertrille,

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a 90-pound nun from Chicago,
with a unique ability to fly.

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To fly emotionally...

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And when the wind was right,
to fly literally.

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[birds chirping]

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Hi!

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[whispering]
Sister Bertrille.

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Oh!

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Uh, it's all the matter
of the wind, really.

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It's very simple.
It all has to do with

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lift plus thrust
being greater than load plus drag.

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We think...

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That is, Sister Bertrille says

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that it's a matter
of more lift than drag.

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But miracles do happen.

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We know it's a matter
of more lift than drag.

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Doubters.

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[Jacqueline]
The morning that Sister Bertrille and I

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set off to make home visits
in the waterfront area,

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I had a feeling that
it was going to be no ordinary day.

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[Rose]
I warned you, Junior. Now you're gonna get it.

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[Junior]
Please don't hit me. You're mean.

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That sounds like a child.
[Junior] You're mean. Mean!

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[Rose]
I'm gonna tear you apart with my bare hands!

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[Junior]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Cross my heart.

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[squawking]
Oh no. I've taken all the lip

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I'm gonna take from you,
you, you-- I'm talkin' to you,

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you ungrateful
little monster, you. I'm sick of you.

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[squawking]
Help! Help!

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You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Help. Help.

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You little rotten bird!
Don't be mean.

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You're a rotten bird!
You stay!

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[banging]
You're gonna hurt him.

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Oh, no I'm not.
I'm gonna kill him!

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[squawking]

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Oh, please. Don't do that.

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Look, it's none of
your b-b-b...

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[laughs]
Oh,

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uh... uh...

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Hello, sisters.
Uh, look.

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Wait a minute,
this is just a family matter, you know. That's all.

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He is one of god's creatures.

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Him?
[Junior] Amen. Save my soul.

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Oh, no, no, no.
He belongs to the other fella.

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Hey, look, you don't know.

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You feed 'em, you keep
'em warm, you worry about 'em night and day,

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and what do you get
for all your trouble?

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You get backtalk,
that's what you get!

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[Junior]
Don't hit me, don't hit me. Oh... um, what's his name?

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It's--it's, uh,

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Patrick Dolan Junior.

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I named him after
my late husband,

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god rest his soul.

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[Junior]
Amen.

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But you don't hold a candle
to Patrick Dolan!

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[grunting]
Let me--

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[Junior]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Mrs. Dolan!

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[all screaming]

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Look, there must be
another way.

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Yeah?

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Yes. Yeah, I got it.

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I got it Ok.

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You want him, you take him.

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Otherwise...

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Otherwise, he's going
to be the special on tonight's menu.

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[Junior squawks]

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Sister, you know pets
aren't permitted at the convent.

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I know.

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Hello, Junior.

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Hi, sweetie.

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He likes you.

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No, he don't know how to like.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Cross my heart. Cross my heart.

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[squawks]

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We could find him
a home before we go back this evening.

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I wonder...
I know we could.

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Look, he's so sweet
and helpless.

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Sister.

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You've got yourself
a deal, sister.

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Uh, thank you, Mrs. Dolan.

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It's nothing. My pleasure.

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Bye.

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So long.

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And--and this time, Junior,

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try to make something
of yourself.

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[Junior]
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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[sighs]

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Poor thing.
He's all shaken up.

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Yeah. Let's let him rest
for a minute.

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There, there, Junior.

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Get your lunch hooks
off me, baby. I'll spit in your eye.

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[squawks]
I'll spit in your eye.

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Sweet.

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Helpless.

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[Jacqueline]
Sister Bertrille was certain

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that a nice home for Junior
could be found.

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In her first pitch,
she tended to oversell.

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That's just the saddest story
I ever heard.

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Heartbreaking.

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Uh, how much can I give you,
sister?

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Oh, no, no.
This--this isn't a touch.

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We're not always
collecting money.

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But we just want to
find a good home for him.

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It'd make a great souvenir
to take back to the states.

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Oh, uh, look,
we couldn't take him.

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We--we'd like to help.

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Oh, but you see our house,
it's so small.

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Small? It's tiny.
So's he.

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But, we're never home.

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He'd get lonely.
Depressed.

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Oh, I couldn't take that.
That bird needs--

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tender, loving care.

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Please, sister,
how much can I give you?

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[Junior squawking]
No. No, thanks, really.

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Don't worry about it.

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[Junior]
Who needs 'em? Who needs 'em?

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[woman]
That's the saddest story I ever heard.

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Perhaps
we should have taken their money, sister.

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That wouldn't have
solved our problem.

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No. But it would
have solved theirs.

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[Jacqueline]
Sister Bertrille was still convinced

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that we'd find a place
for Junior on one of our home visits.

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Junior's small talk was
not for polite society.

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His etiquette left something
to be desired.

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By nightfall
we found ourselves left holding the cage.

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Rules or not,

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Junior was to be a guest
of the convent San Tanco.

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[crickets chirping]

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Sorry we're late,
reverend mother.

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We were detained.

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Yes, by a needy soul.

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I see.

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[plates clinking]

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We were concerned
about you, sisters.

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The waterfront can be
frightening after dark.

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Yes.

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Only now we're saying
how it is filled with roughraff and riffniks.

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Riffraff
and roughnecks, sister.

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Sister sixto,

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perhaps you are trying
to learn American slang too quickly.

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Sister Bertrille,

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are you expecting a
long winter?

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Uh, Sister Ana,

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are you expecting
a long winter?

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I had not really
thought about it.

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Uh, would you pass me
the potatoes, please, reverend mother?

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Just dying for potatoes.

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[Junior]
♪ whiskey is the life of man ♪

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♪ whiskey Johnny ♪

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♪ oh, I'll drink whiskey
while I can ♪

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♪ whiskey for my Johnny ♪

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♪ oh, whiskey straight
and whiskey strong ♪

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♪ whiskey Johnny.
Give me some whiskey ♪

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It's a house cracker.

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Housebreaker, sister.

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But I do not think so.

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Unless he's new to his trade.

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[Ana]
Perhaps it is one of the children.

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♪[Junior singing]

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And where would one
of our children have learned a song like that?

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Sister sixto,
would you please go and see what the trouble is?

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[thudding]
I'll go.

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Uh, sister sixto
hasn't finished her dinner yet.

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[Reverend Mother]
You have not begun yours.

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Well I'm not hungry.

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Really,
this is an unusual evening, Sister Bertrille.

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♪ Whiskey is the life of man ♪

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♪whiskey Johnny
so I'll drink whiskey while I can ♪

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♪ whiskey for my Johnny ♪

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♪ oh whiskey straight
and whiskey strong ♪

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Are you expecting
a long winter?

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♪ Whiskey for my Johnny ♪

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♪ whiskey killed
my poor old dad ♪

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Sister sixto,
perhaps you'd best go with her.

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♪ Whiskey drove
my mother mad ♪

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♪ whiskey for my Johnny ♪

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♪ whiskey makes me
wear old clothes ♪

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♪ whiskey Johnny ♪

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♪ whiskey gave me
a broken nose ♪

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♪ whiskey for my Johnny ♪

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[squawks]
Junior, shh!

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Hi, sweetie.
Everybody sing!

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♪ If whiskey comes too
near my nose ♪

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♪ whiskey Johnny ♪

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Junior, you're gonna queer
the whole deal.

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[squawks]
It's a raid. It's a raid.

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[squawking]

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Any luck, sister?
What?

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[Junior]
Take off, honey. I just came in for a short beer.

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You say something?
Me? No.

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[Junior]
Get lost, baby. You're not my type.

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You some kind of
ventriloquist?

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Tu sabes, you know, like,
the one with the dummy.

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No. Did you hear something?

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I must be flapping my lid.

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[Junior]
Relax. Relax.

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Madre mia,
I got stones in my head.

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No, sister,
you don't have stones in your head.

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Meet Junior.

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[Junior]
Hello, chickie baby.

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Sisters, follow me.

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[Jacqueline]
When sister sixto didn't return,

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mother superior began to think
something dreadful had happened.

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She organized a search party.

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Sister Teresa picked up some
reinforcements along the way.

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Sister Teresa's squad won.

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What's cookin'?
What's cookin', baby?

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He's a real
chatterbox. Right? Right.

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[Theresa]
Right, sister.

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[exclaims]

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[children chattering
in Spanish]

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And who is the new
little postulant, sister?

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This is turning out to be
the worst-kept secret of the war.

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Um , kids, this is Junior.

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[speaking Spanish]

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[Junior speaking Spanish]

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He's ambilinguous.
2-tongued.

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And both of them
should be washed out with soap.

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[speaking in Spanish]

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[kids laughing]

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[Junior continues in Spanish]

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Hi, sweetie.

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[whistles]

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[squawks]

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He likes you.

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You know,
when you think about it, reverend mother,

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he's really kind
of a lost soul.

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I mean, the potential's there.

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He's just never had
the proper environment.

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We cannot keep a parrot
in the convent, Sister Bertrille.

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He may stay temporarily,
but you must find a home for him tomorrow.

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Come, children.

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[Junior]
Oh, poor Junior.

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Nobody loves Junior.

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[squawks]

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Here we go again.

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Oh, dear.

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I wish the reverend mother
could see the good side of Junior.

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Does he have a good side?

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Yes. His better instincts
just need cultivating, that's all.

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Well, we'd better start
by teaching him not to call the reverend mother "sweetie".

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What would happen
if tomorrow morning

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the reverend mother
found Junior praying for forgiveness?

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00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,070
Well, I don't know, sister.

253
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:56,030
I suppose first
she'd wire Rome,

254
00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:57,190
then they'd send a bishop.

255
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,220
Then it might, um,
take her 25 years--

256
00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:01,090
no. No.

257
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:04,070
Well, you yourself said
you could teach a parrot.

258
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:07,160
What about that prayer
we teach the children?

259
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,030
What about it, sister?

260
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:12,090
[Jacqueline]
Sister sixto and I found ourselves

261
00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:14,200
dragooned into
a crash program.

262
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:18,020
To regenerate
Junior by morning.

263
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:20,220
I ask forgiveness of the Lord.

264
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,140
[squawks]

265
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,060
Oh, Sister Bertrille.

266
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,020
I think he's gonna say
something.

267
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:29,180
I ask forgiveness
of the Lord.

268
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,200
♪ When whiskey comes
too near my nose ♪

269
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,210
♪ I tip it up
and down it goes ♪

270
00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:35,100
[squawks]

271
00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:41,040
"I ask forgiveness
of the Lord."

272
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,080
[squawks]

273
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,130
"For all my foolish ways."

274
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,220
[screeches]
Raw deal, raw deal.

275
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:49,050
Junior,
this is for your own good.

276
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,170
[sighing]

277
00:13:53,170 --> 00:13:57,110
All right, Junior.
One more time.

278
00:13:57,110 --> 00:14:01,110
When whiskey comes
too near my--

279
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,160
[gasps]

280
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:13,050
"I ask forgiveness
for my pride."

281
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:27,110
Oh, I had such a bad dream.

282
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:30,050
I dreamed we had
a new bishop,

283
00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,110
and it was Junior.

284
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:35,110
Well, it's only
a dream, sister.

285
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:37,020
All right, Junior. Hop to.

286
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,060
"I ask forgiveness
of the Lord,

287
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,070
"for all my foolish ways."

288
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:42,190
[squawking]

289
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:44,000
"I pray for--"

290
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,210
[all shouting]

291
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:52,040
[Jacqueline]
Sister Bertrille felt that Junior's regeneration

292
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,200
would be displayed to
best advantage in front of the children.

293
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,140
My mission was to deliver
reverend mother to the scene, without her knowledge.

294
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,000
I signaled for the countdown.

295
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:06,200
J-day had begun.

296
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,000
"...foolish ways.

297
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,150
"I pray for guidance
from the saints,

298
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,160
"to help me all my days.

299
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,000
"I ask forgiveness
for my pride,

300
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,120
"and seek to know my place.

301
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:24,010
"I pray that by humility
I may yet..."

302
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,210
Hi, sweetie. Give us a kiss.

303
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,090
[whistles]

304
00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:30,020
[children laughing]

305
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,220
[screeches]

306
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,060
He revolted to type.
He sure did.

307
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,040
[speaking Spanish]

308
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,140
[children all laughing]

309
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,190
Silencio.

310
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:45,150
Sister Bertrille,
enough is enough.

311
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:48,160
You must find
a home for this bird immediately.

312
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:57,130
[Jacqueline]
Sister Bertrille had one last hope.

313
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,160
Her friend, Señor Ramirez.

314
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,190
The island's most successful
discotheque owner

315
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,050
and playboy.

316
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:10,020
[Junior]
Pay up. Pay up. No drinks on credit.

317
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,130
Sorry.
He--he was raised in a saloon.

318
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,010
[Junior]
Deadbeats.

319
00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:15,190
[squawking]

320
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:18,070
Just a minute.

321
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,200
[knocking on door]

322
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,200
Coming.

323
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:26,200
[Carlos]
Just a minute.

324
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,160
Darling.

325
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,170
Oh.

326
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,180
I was expecting someone else.

327
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,200
Obviously.

328
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,100
I came to ask you a favor.
No.

329
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,140
but Carlos--
no.

330
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,060
No. Whatever it is, no.

331
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,060
Well, I--
with you, it's always trouble.

332
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:47,230
How much trouble
can one little bird be?

333
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:52,140
I raised him
from a mere fledgling.

334
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:54,030
He depends on me completely.

335
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,140
Really.
Oh, yes.

336
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,080
When he leaves my side,
he just molts.

337
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,040
That is so touching, Carlos.

338
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,200
I never knew this side of you.

339
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,190
Oh, few people do, Cecelia.

340
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,230
You see, I always felt
I had to hide it.

341
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,230
Always.

342
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:12,150
Until I met you.

343
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:15,000
How sad.
Yeah.

344
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,170
We are all strangers.

345
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:19,140
Come a little closer, honey.
Come a little closer.

346
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,190
[Junior screeching]

347
00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:23,000
Where'd he learn that?
Well, he, um...

348
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,150
Heard me teaching
a little girl how to swim.

349
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:27,190
I teach the children
at the orphanage.

350
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:30,200
You have
a great heart, Carlos.

351
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,120
Have a little drinkie-pie.
Have a little drinkie-pie.

352
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,230
I own a bar, remember?

353
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,020
Now you trust me.

354
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,120
You are the first woman
I ever loved.

355
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,230
I trust you.

356
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,190
[whistling]

357
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,190
Why don't we slip into
something more comfortable?

358
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,060
He said it.

359
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,170
You take him everywhere.

360
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:56,050
Oh, please, Cecelia.

361
00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:57,180
There is an explanation.

362
00:17:57,180 --> 00:18:00,120
I don't want to hear it,
great heart.

363
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,090
[Junior]
Yeah, great heart. Oh, Sister Bertrille.

364
00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:05,100
She's trying to sabotage me.

365
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:07,040
[squawking]

366
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,060
How much trouble
can one little bird be?

367
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,100
What a life. What a life.
Let me out of here.

368
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,220
[Junior squawking]

369
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,190
Well, I--I--I--I...

370
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:25,150
I got to thinking
and--and really, he's not such a rotten bird after all.

371
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:27,090
To tell you the truth, it's...

372
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:30,220
It's too darn quiet
without him.

373
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:35,080
So I thought maybe,
b-look,

374
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,070
what I'm trying to say is, uh,

375
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,110
I want him back.

376
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:41,000
He's gone, Mrs. Dolan.

377
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,230
He's gone?

378
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,150
He flew away.

379
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:50,050
Oh! Look, sisters, I, oh...

380
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:52,020
I know that, uh,

381
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,220
well, I know that I was
kind of rough on him the other day,

382
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,120
but every family
has its fights.

383
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,130
Oh, come on.

384
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,190
Give him back to me.

385
00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:04,120
I haven't got him, honestly.

386
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,160
I--I found a home for him,

387
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,060
but, well, he didn't make
a very good adjustment.

388
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,150
As far as we know,
he's gone back to the jungle.

389
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,190
He's...

390
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:14,230
He's really gone, huh?

391
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,220
Well...

392
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,090
Well, I...

393
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:26,020
Hey, it, uh...

394
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,030
It doesn't really matter.

395
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:31,080
He's just a bird.

396
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:35,070
The trees are full of them.

397
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,130
Uh...

398
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,030
Hey, listen, I got it,
it's one less worry

399
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:42,070
that I have to be
concerned with, that's it.

400
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:44,020
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Dolan.

401
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:47,030
Oh, hey, don't be sorry.

402
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:48,170
Don't be silly.

403
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:52,010
Oh,
thank you very much, sisters. Thank you.

404
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,060
Look, Lord, uh...

405
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,170
You probably don't even
remember my face.

406
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,000
It's been so long.

407
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,050
But...

408
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,070
Do me a favor, will you?

409
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:36,040
Take care
of the little monster, wherever he is.

410
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,140
You see,

411
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:41,000
he's not much of
an outdoors type.

412
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,210
I've got to find him for her.

413
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:51,160
How, sister?

414
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,220
Sister, this is
an awfully big island to look for one little bird.

415
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,190
Yes, I know, but Carlos said
Junior was headed southeast.

416
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,070
Wish me luck.
Oh, yes.

417
00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:00,120
Thanks.

418
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,110
Wait.
Thanks.

419
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,060
[squawking]
Oh, what a night.

420
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,050
Pity the poor city bird.

421
00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:24,120
[squawking]

422
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,100
Dont panic.
Who can I turn to? How do I get out of this?

423
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,020
[birds squawking]

424
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,140
[birds chirping]

425
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:46,210
Oh.

426
00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:49,030
Elecanus erythrorhynchos?

427
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,180
Oh, I wonder.

428
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:52,080
Oh, wait, it's coming closer.

429
00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:57,120
With those big black rings
around the eyes,

430
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,120
it seems more like
a eudyptes spheniscidae.

431
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:05,050
Amazing! And in this climate!

432
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:17,090
Don't give up hope, Junior.
A little humility.

433
00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,060
Okay, now hop to.

434
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:22,230
[Junior squawking]
"I ask forgiveness of the Lord for all my foolish ways."

435
00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:24,230
Shh.

436
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:28,150
"I pray for guidance
from the saints to help me all my days."

437
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:32,120
"I ask forgiveness
for my pride and seek to know my place."

438
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,080
[squawking]

439
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,100
"I pray that by humility
I may yet earn his grace."

440
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,230
[squawking]

441
00:22:39,230 --> 00:22:42,110
Psittacus erithacus.

442
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,170
I always thought
they were non-sectarian.

443
00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:47,060
Oh, what a prize.

444
00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:49,090
Fantastic.

445
00:22:49,090 --> 00:22:51,170
We must wire the Smithsonian.
Instant.

446
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,020
[squawking]

447
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:55,150
Who goes there?
Friend or foe? Friend or foe?

448
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,190
Well, young fellow.

449
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:16,230
Oh.
Let's you and us get acquainted.

450
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:20,100
[Junior squawking]
We are good friends now, aren't we?

451
00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:26,210
Now, look. We're all in
the same line of work. Right?

452
00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:28,150
Birds business?

453
00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:30,190
I wouldn't touch that bird
if I were you.

454
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:32,000
Hi, sister.

455
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,020
Sister?

456
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,150
Well, I'm Sister Bertrille.

457
00:23:34,150 --> 00:23:36,140
Nice to make
your acquaintance.

458
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:39,140
Hello, Junior.
Aw, sister.

459
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:43,190
Yes. I've been looking
all over the jungle for you.

460
00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:47,010
Yes. Well, it's all over now.
We're going home. Yes.

461
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,040
[Junior squawking]
If you'll excuse me, gentlemen.

462
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,050
Oh, b-b-but tell me, sister.

463
00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:53,040
Do--do you know this bird?

464
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,040
Oh, yes. We're old friends.

465
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,060
This bird has a most
extraordinary vocabulary.

466
00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:59,180
Where was he raised?

467
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:00,230
In a saloon.

468
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,070
[Junior]
How about another, lady?

469
00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:04,040
Everybody sing!

470
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,060
[Sister Bertrille murmuring]
♪ whiskey is the life of man ♪

471
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:07,230
♪ whiskey Johnny ♪

472
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:14,130
[church bell tolling]

473
00:24:20,070 --> 00:24:21,200
Hi.

474
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,010
Hi.
Hi, sister.

475
00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:26,120
Say, do you have room
for one more?

476
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,030
Always.
Oh, thank you.

477
00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:30,160
You know, since the Lord saw
fit to bring Junior back to me,

478
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,130
I thought I better
go back to mass again.

479
00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:34,170
[children]
"I ask forgiveness of the Lord

480
00:24:34,170 --> 00:24:36,230
"for all my foolish ways."

481
00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:39,230
[Junior]
"I pray for guidance from the saints,

482
00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:42,130
"to help me all my days.

483
00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,150
"I ask forgiveness
for my pride--"

484
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:47,080
he must have known
that I was coming here, because

485
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,040
he made such a fuss that I...

486
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,120
I just thought
I'd bring him along.

487
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,040
"I ask forgiveness of the Lord

488
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,120
"for all my foolish ways.

489
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,120
"I pray for guidance
from the saints to help me--"

490
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,230
hi, sweetie.

491
00:25:07,030 --> 00:25:08,170
Hi, sweetie.

492
00:26:00,662 --> 00:26:02,662
[end credits]

493
00:26:02,712 --> 00:26:07,262
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